Pushing it...

...in more ways than one.

First off - let's see if I can get into double digits tonight. Come on people, let's make this happen!

Is it terrible if I state my intention to get drunk tonight? I'm tag-teaming 2 bottles of riesling, and seeing which one is going to get me shitfaced faster. I'm betting on the sweet Niagara one, worth 12.9%.

But let's be clear, yes? I'm not an alcoholic. No sir, just love to drink.