Crisps

I pontificate about eating healthy and staying away from junk food, but I have to admit, I love my chips. Or crisps, as we Europeans say. Forgive me, I've been watching a lot of UK television, where chips really mean fries.

There's an alternative though, and one where I can still defend myself eating this stuff. It's making fresh chips. Just buy your own potatoes, thinly slice, fry, and season. So simple, and it's got to be healthier than that shit you buy. And most importantly, it's absolutely delicious.